Reach for the Sky Hat

You ever find yourself wandering through the desert, down to your last drop, ya best be careful. We've seen ornery Saguaros lookin' for a stick up yell; Reach for the sky! ...for just about no reason at all. Were heat induced hallucinations involved and a swig or two of the good stuff? Sure. That's beside the point! We just want ya to know it takes a decade or two for that cactus to reach its 6-shooter, so you can just walk on by. Don't ask us how we figured this out.